Why the dentist shouldn’t be fun

If you enjoy going to the dentist please mail me or something, I’d love to meet your species! To the rest of you, I am sure you have at least once in your life wondered why every dentist seems to be so BORING. Well, if you are a bit of a smartass you should know the answer. You think the dentist can do the job whilst you are laughing? Certainly not, believe me, I’ve tried. My sister decided it was polite to yell through the room why my mom was able to talk whilst she was in the chair. The dentist looked as if he was going to kill her. I laughed my ass off, just like my sister, whose turn it was subsequently. Well... that did not work out. Like seriously, not at all. She just couldn’t stop laughing and the dentist just got more annoyed and it was just like positive feedback. Hilarious. Awkward. SO MUCH FUN.

Another activity you should ‘not try at the dentist’, yes you can try this one at home; making snapchats. You know, those silly photos you send to your friends so they can laugh about them for like ten seconds? Either the dentist or his assistant will notice you, and yes, they will look at you like you are the most retarded person wandering this earth. Which might be true.

Yes, this is snapchat. Yes, this is at the dentist.

Lastly, I have one tip for all the future dentists out there: if you are capable of social activities, please understand, there is NO way your patients can talk back. So please, just don’t even try to start that conversation. It will only result in more awkwardness. The dentist is supposed to be awkward, and boring, let all of us accept that.